Arr ye swine...

My pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate
Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint,
you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky.
Arr! So remember, don't forget to celebrate talk like a pirate day or else ye may be sent to the crushing depths that is Davey Jones locker...